Split Review: Bog Wizard / Bong Wizard / Bongbongbeerwizards - Wasted Wizards: a fatal three-way (2021)

Picture Credit: Shane Cotee

Bog Wizard / Bong Wizard / Bongbongbeerwizards - Wasted Wizards: a fatal three-way
Release Date: April 01, 2021
Label: selfrelease
Format: Vinyl / Digital
Length: 48:27 (+19:21 bonus material)
Genre: Stoner Metal / Sludge / Stoner Doom

Sweet leaf, what a split! Behold the most stoned, the most doomed, the most brutal three-way in the history of music, drug consumption and consensual sexual intercourse!

On the A-Side, Michigan's Nerd Doom Metal band Bog Wizard provides us with a hoarse and smoky lecture on the importance of sedative drugs on pen-and-paper events. Never before has Doom Metal sounded so wasted and intelligent at the same time.

The B-Side is Bong Wizard's time to shine. The dual-coast trio presents three tracks that are defined by a beautiful and psychedelic golden line. The short opener leads into a massive cloud of green smoke which is finally dissolved by the heavy coughing of the final track.

Bongbongbeerwizards from Germany take the rush to another level. The sole track on the C-Side commences with harsh Drone Noise and then mimicks a landing UFO. Apparently, the alien visitors are friendly as they ask the Earthlings for weed and beer. I guess you can imagine what way this interstellar party is going to end, can't you?

And then there's the D-Side which contains recordings from a phone conference between the three bands. This 19-minute talk is so hilarious and unique that I can only recommend you to listen to it for yourselves.

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